Shay Simmens is amazing. He can brake his leg one day and be spending an hour on his trampoline the next week. Usually, after he injures himself he comes up with some "words of wisdom". Here are ten pieces of advice he's given to avoid self- injury.
1. Never arm wrestle a gorrila( following a broken wrist)
2. Never challenge a bird to a distance- jumping competition( after falling out of a tree)
3. Don't kiss a raw chicken( after getting food poisoning)
4. No matter how many times you're called a coward, don't pour hot coffee down your pants( you can guess what happened)
5. Don't try ben's lightning experiment while swimming( after being struck by lightning)
6. Don't try to impersonate a candle( following fourth degree burns)
7. Don't impersonate a turkey and go for a walk in the woods right before Thanksgiving( after getting shot)
8. Never use paper for dental floss( after getting eighteen paper cuts in his gums)
9. Never upset a terrorist group( after going into protective services for three months)
10. Always wear a parachute while skydiving( after breaking his arm, four ribs, and both his legs)
It really is a wonder how he's living.
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