Alright, a while ago Shay was in a gas station when it was robbed. He was the only one there other then the clerk, so he had to go to court as a witness when the police found the thief. Anyway, this is what happened when he was called to the stand.
The judge told him to put his left hand on the bible in front of him and raise his right hand, which Shay did. The judge followed with, "Now repeat after me-"
"After me, after me, after me," Shay interrupted.
"No no no. Just say what I say-"
"What I say."
"Stop that!" the judge yelled.
"Stop what?" Shay asked.
"Idiot." an officer coughed.
"Objection, your honor," Shay said.
"Overruled."
It went on like this for about four minutes.
"Just promise to tell the truth." The judge said angrily.
"Sure, I promise. I was going to do that anyway. Why'd you want me to do all that junk with repitition. Trying to see if I was under the influence, I'll bet."
"Yeah, sure, that's exactly what we were trying to see." The judge rolled her eyes.
"First question," the lawyer said." That man in the chair. Have you ever seen him?"
"Which one? I see a lot alot of guys in chairs."
"The man in front with the slicked black hair."
"Yeah, I noticed him on the way up here. Why?"
"How about before today. At a gas station, maybe?"
"Well, if you put a revolver in his right hand and a bag of cash in his left and made him run out a glass door with hand sanitizer next to it, he'd look exactly like the man I saw."
"Thank you, that will be all." The lawyer said.
The End
